Complete, total and utter nonsense....

These are some thoughts that have been "weighing" on my mind lately.....

• Have you ever taken a big whiff of something and really wished you hadn't?
• Why is it that when I'm upstairs in my sewing room, I can hear everything that is going on downstairs and they cannot hear me? And yet, when I am downstairs and they are upstairs, I can hear them just fine...
• Why is it the days we choose to keep our jammies on, the doorbell always rings?
• How can a two year old remember where you put his ball and bat, when you said he could have a piece of gum (and where you "hid" it), take apart and put together fifteen puzzles, recognize various cartoon characters, but cannot manage to be potty trained?
• Why do I, more often than not, procrastinate until 4:30 to decide "what's for dinner"?
• How come my car only makes a funny noise when no one else is around?
• Why does the mail come late on days you don't care, but early on days when you had to get that bill sent off?
• How can so many "mates" of kids socks get "lost" in the laundry.....where do they go, really?
• Why do I continually turn on the light switch of a bulb that I know is burnt out?
• Why don't I just change the bulb?
• When I go to a salad bar, something (usually spinach) always gets stuck in my teeth and I inevitably run in to someone I know.

So these are not life's greatest mysteries, just mine, surely you all have some too!